I’ve been looking for a golden idol
but google keeps asking me if I meant American Idol..

I work hard to master the art of doing nothing

I want you to know this is not a journal

I always try to fake it. I ever go as far as being honest

I don’t believe in Mona Lisa.
It’s just a story you tell small children about art.

I want to believe in a life before death

I shout – Death to all Art! (with the capital A)
but I still love T.S. Eliot

I have a small book of Bob Dylan selective lyrics (+ explanation in German of  ‘Howdy’) open inside a book of Susan Sontag ‘early diaries’. Which one am I pretending to read/not to read?

I love all things that glitter, except maybe gold

I am not spell-checked.

I quit reading the papers years ago. It has made me more compassionate.

I am the image of me

I wish my beer was half full instead of empty

I was thrown into this world in nineteen-eighty-four
only to find out big brother is just another reality show
(I take comfort in the irony)

I wish I knew which side of the rabbit hole this is

I’ve been looking for a golden idol
but google keeps asking me if I meant American Idol..

I am a result of a cooperation between the usual suspects

I [ahy]

I. the nominative singular pronoun, used by a speaker in referring to himself or herself.